The world has gone nuts but that doesn't mean we have to! Get one of these hilarious "Ice Cold Conservative" luxury beach towels and show it off proudly!
Show up on the beach, pool, or any body of water with this vibrant and super soft beach towel.
⭐ Not cheap, rough, or scratchy beach towels. These are luxuriously soft and insanely absorbent!
📦 All orders have 100% Free Shipping. Even these heavy, expensive to ship, beach towels.
✅ Be prepared for jealousy. People will want their own!
✅ Thin and compact (for a beach towel) yet extremely soft and absorbent due to 50% Polyester & 50% Cotton material.
✅ These designs are not available elsewhere (someone will eventually try to copy us)
✅ White cotton loop backing
✅ One-sided print
|30" × 60"||36" × 72"|